Danger: Mood Swings Ahead

You know how a car that goes from 0 to 100 mph within 5 seconds is considered to be a(h)mazing? & you know how the only humans to get excited by this fact are the ones from the heavy-object-lifting gender? Then why is it that when men come across a girl/woman/female who can shift from one mood to another within 5 seconds, they fail to appreciate her? Do think it’s easy? Believe me, Sir(s), it isn’t.  There’s so much chemistry involved in that one mood shift, it practically drains us of all our energy & then we have to “carbo-load” (or whatever) on chocolates and soda! And then we have to exercise our butts off because those chocolates and sodas start gluing onto all the wrong body parts!

So, gentlemen, the next time a lady in front of you shifts from one mood to another in a second instead of being a little bitch about it, clap her on the back and hand her a chocolate and tell her how beautiful her eyes are. Because honestly, mood swings are the least you should be worried about.

(Did you know that women have a higher pitched voice and men get irritated when we talk in that a slightly loud voice? What do you think would happen if we made full use of our voices? Let me tell you: Extreme Torture.)